Owl-post

I am a Muggle. Nothing odd ever happened with me. Unless you count the time I predicted my maths mark, (7 out of 50. Divination much?). Or the time I thought I put off the light while still in bed (turns out it was my mum),  or the time my drawing assignment, which was due the next day, was completely done when I woke up the next morning (That was Dad). Or the fact that the queue I join is ALWAYS the slowest (but that apparently happens to everybody). So no. Not a drop of magical blood.

After waiting for 27 years for my Hogwarts acceptance letter, I gave up. And that’s when it happened. Yes I was accepted at Hogwarts. I WAS ACCEPTED AT HOGWARTS. Not as a student (Sigh!), but as the new Muggle Studies Professor.

Here’s an excerpt from the Daily Prophet announcement: (Can you believe it!  I made it to the front page of the DP #Goals)

In an unprecedented move, Hogwarts headmistress, Prof. Wisdom Wittlewattle announced the appointment of Ms. Sassy, a Muggle residing in Bombay, India,  to the post of Muggle Studies Professor. This appointment is a part of the controversial 7-fold Muggle Integration program which aims at Muggle-Wizard co-operation. The Professor will be on campus at Hogwarts for a year, after which a new Muggle Professor  will be appointed.

Love,

Prof. Sass

PS: Just a fun daydream, or is it? 😛