I had a wonderful dream in the wee hours of the morning. It was the sort of dream that makes you despise the alarm, violently hit out at it, re-snuggle in your blankie and try desperately to conjure up the same dream.
And when that fond dream is not about your handsome Prince Charming whisking you off on his noble steed, but about an empty laundry basket (as opposed to the overflowing basket of real life), well that’s when you know you’ve grown up!
PS: I woke up disappointed. Because there it was- that damnable laundry basket. I suspect it’s cursed or something.
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It’s all related, you see. The dream is telling you that you must get started training Prince Charming to do your laundry for you! I’d suggest that you start this process while he’s still young and malleable!
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Hahaha! I’ll have to start slow though. Charming will first have to learn to wake up early, and by early I mean 9 in the morning 😀
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I suspect my laundry basket and your laundry basket are in cahoots because no matter how much laundry is done, there’s still laundry!
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Haha.. It’s a conspiracy! 😦
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We need to ditch Prince Charming and conjure up Prince Laundry – dashingly handsome fella who ensures the laundry is always clean, ironed and looks prestine hung or placed in its proper place. Heavenly dream!
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Now that’s a perfect dream. I hope my dream self remembers 😉
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Along with Prince Laundry having the perfect six pack abs. 😉
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That’s a given! 🐱
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Enjoy this wonderful dream of the empty laundry basket but beware of dreaming of a prince.. your dream self may conjure up a laundry basket dragon belching toxic fumes of stinking armpits and stinky feet and threatening you with skid marks 😨
All while your dashing prince blissfully 😴naps in a lush meadow of sweet smelling wildflowers..
😄
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Haha.. The Laundry monster 😛 I’ll have to defeat it myself I guess 😦
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You do that weekly, as
“The Laundry Slayer”
😄
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I clearly remember one of my “despise the alarm” dreams. It was about twentyish years ago, and had to do with Harrison Ford. Bad, Bad, BAD alarm!!!
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Wowww sounds like an awesome dream.. even better than an empty laundry ballet ! hehe..
I hope you threw the clock away though.. serve it right for interrupting Harrison Ford😻
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I should have! But, as I as married at the time I didn’t want to give my husband cause for concern. 😉
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Heehee 😉
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And Prince Laundry must also take out the garbage without being asked! 😉 Sometimes my dreaming life is better than my waking life 🙂
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I’m liking this guy more and more 🙂
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And when you can get someone else to do the laundry for you… Then you’re well into adulthood! Ha! 😀 (My husband does our laundry…!)
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Ahaha! This means you’ve found Prince Laundry! Yay 😉
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Haha!
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Hahaha! This made me laugh out loud 😂 Oh how much being an adult can change us 😂
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Glad you liked it N 🙂
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It’s like the cornucopia of legend, always refills itself 😡
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Yep! A very spiteful cornucopia 😉
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Hahaha – that was a grand dream! Just wait till you find your Prince Charming, then the grandest dream will be finding both pairs of socks after a spin and a tumble – in the wash. I am still working to solve the mystery of the missing sock 😉
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Haha.. Awesome! The mystery of the unmatched socks already plagues me. Luckily in Mumbai I don’t need that many socks 😀
PS: I’ve found my prince C. Just got engaged a couple of months ago 🙂
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Congratulations! Happy wedded blitz err of course I mean bliss 😀
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Don’t scare me please 😀
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Oh dont worry – blitz bliss mean one and the same thing at least in the wedding dictionary 😉 Besides, that is part of the fun – say like bungee jumping 😉
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